Ok, fine already!

So for those of you crap-headed dorks that aren't aware, our laptop was shipped back to the company of it's origin to have some repairs. Hence the lack of blogging lately. However, some of you seem to be unaware that I have no computer left that works well so I have been unable to post all the cool pictures that it took me two hours to load onto the stupid, shitty desktop that is largely still on the desk to provide our son with educational games and to collect the bedroom dust that, if given no other alternative, might decide to land on the basket of folded laundry that I have neglected to put away out of sheer laziness.

So thanks. A big, fat, craptastic thanks to those of you who drove me to spell all of this elementary information that you could probably piece together on your own if you had two brain cells to rub together. The only way it could have been clearer is if I had written it out on construction paper with a big, fat crayon and included diagrams. Damn you people and your hard to satiate appetites for written entertainment.