The Road Trip.

Oh, it was a trip all right.

So, I bet you didn't know that a book (that's right, a book) is single-handedly ruining our country. It's true. Someone has been handing out this book and there is now a growing descipleship of these sick fiends all across the country. This, my friends, is the evil book. Beware the evil book and avoid it's followers at all costs.


We were unfortunate enough to be surrounded by followers of this book all weekend. One honked at us for having the balls to go around them while they were driving in the center lane, one gave us the finger for being suprised when they slammed on their brakes to look at the ocean after travelling at 70 mph. Apparently they missed the fact that there are turnouts called "Viewpoints" every 50 ft or so on the coast that they could've used instead of stopping on the highway.

I found the very thing that can counteract the dependence on the book. The one thing that may be able to make these craptastic drivers viable for human cohabitation.

Here it is:


Nuff said.