Rubber bando.

 
Who the heck can sleep comfortably in this position? Seriously. We sent him to his room to think about why it's not a good idea to throw tantrums when told that dinner won't be ready for another five minutes and he wore himself out in less than two minutes. When he got quiet I decided to go see what he had found to occupy himself with and was shocked to find that he had literally passed out on his face. When dinner was actually finished I had a heck of a time getting him to wake up enough to eat it.

What a weirdo.