THE JC PEOPLE: November 2005

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So, hey y'all. Hope everyone had an awesome Thanksgiving. Happy cellulite and over-stuffedness to all. I hope none of us look like we got hit in the back of the legs with a bag of nickels. In any case, cooked my first bird this year. It turned out great. However, I had to overcome my urge to dissect it. It was hard. Just so you know. No, for those of you waiting with breathless anticipation, I did not receive my paper yet. I love my teacher but she is not forthcoming with the info and the weather was bad (among other schedule issues) so I was not in class on Monday. Who knows? I'll keep ya posted unless it's embarrassing in which case I will just change the subject. I expect no major pursuits, too. So shut up (your name here). Anyway, it's late and I'm drugged with a bunch of counter-acting medications (isn't that how Elvis died?) so I'm off to bed to dream dreams of the Rock and maybe of Montel Jordan, if I'm lucky. This is how we do it.......

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So anyway how is everyone? It's been a long time since I've posted just text so I thought I'd refresh myself instead of just copping out with pictures like some people I know. I'm here at home, head spinning with finals just around the corner and last papers and assignments coming due. As far as I can tell I'm getting decent grades in all my classes, so that should help with financial aid. My writing mid-term was humorous as I ended up sick and cracked out on cold medicine and still received a B on it. Five minutes after it was done, I couldn't remember what I had written. Bad sign? Apparently not. Regardless of the liberal (in the extreme) nature os the school in general I got a B despite the fact that I threw half of the book of Ephesians in there and used the beginning verse all women (non-Christian) hate: "Wives submit to your husbands". I was sure this would cut my popularity down somewhat, but it didn't, thank God. Beyond that, I can say that I have managed to not start arguments in all classes. I have remained moderate in temper and speech, while not compromising my beliefs. Then I get home and spew it all! I'm sure my next paper will gain lots of enemies, as it is eight pages on the evils of Planned Parenthood. I should have named it "Planned Parenthood; Where Satan Lives". That would have been good, no doubt. And of course, I have to give props to my girl, Sabrina, who helped with internet research. Next time I should just make her write it. Well, gotta run. I still have three pages of math homework to do. Maybe I'll post that paper in here when I get it back. If it doesn't bomb, that is.