Merry Christmas All!!!

Our Christmas started last night with my in-laws coming over for dinner. I made a 20 pound turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, salad, biscuits and many, many treats. It was a total blast, the kids all made out like bandits. My cutie pie was gifted with many toys, including a Game Cube and a bunch of games, a kid construction set (so he can be just like daddy) and an absolutely beautiful bed set that includes a quilt and two matching pillow covers. I'll post photos as soon as it's washed and on his bed. He also got loads of Avatar stuff, which he was totally excited over as it is his favorite. My in-laws got my hubby and I gift cards to Johnny Carrino's and Cold Stone Creamery. I sense a date night coming up! My mother got us a fabulous set of stainless steel cookware that is oven safe to 400 degrees. For the most part, we've been playing with kids toys, though. I can't help it, that Game Cube is addictive, and it has 3 controllers. B and I also were gifted with a huge basket of gourmet foods. In this basket is a Tortuga rum cake. I'm eying it already! Anyway, it was super fun watching kids open presents and now I'm going to lounge on the couch with my mom and watch my kid play the Polar Express game we got him.

Yay!! Time off!!

Man, I just love holiday time off!! It rocks! I got to sleep in this morning, wake up for coffee, enjoy a visit from my SIL and Bro (and their perfect children, of course!) on their way out of town, my awesome friend is visiting me today and I'm not sure I'll ever bother to get out of my pajamas! My hubby has taken my son to the garage to play with power tools and get dirty so they are both perfectly happy and Dirty Jobs is on TV. This is shaping up to be a great day. Plus, I have been gifted with so much chocolate I could melt it and bathe in it. Not that I would do such a thing, it would render it inedible, but I could if I wanted to! I'm pretty excited about this weekend as we are having a couple dinner parties with different friends and one with the parents (my mom, DH's parents) as well as several visits both given and received. I can't wait to see my son open his presents and I literally have no idea what my hubby has gotten me. Yes, I shook all the boxes, I admit. Anyway, I am going to continue my cozy lounging until my friend calls me and then I may comb my hair. Then again, I may not!

Hey!! Something for Christmas!

So, y'all know what I do for a living. Here's a little something for you!!


1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and
Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Welcome to my day job folks. With a few missing, which would involve violent/obscene/disgusting outbursts, spitting including but not limited to food, kleptomania, and many other issues, surprises and other such tortures.

Merry Christmas!!

*Rhyme disrespectfully lifted from Three Headed Dragon

Okay, okay.

I'm posting already! You can't make me put in pictures, though. I've been avoiding the computer for a while, it seems to suck time faster than any of my other vices. I used to be able to sit down and surf the net, to think of things throughout the day I wanted to look up. For some reason, that hasn't happened to me lately. I get online, I read the blogs I like and then go do something else. Of course, it may have something to do with the NSAIDs, but it may not. They make me a little groggy, too groggy to keep up with the speed of the television (I feel like it's throwing things at me) and the 'puter seems way too bright. All the other lights in the house, however, seem way too dim and I always assume that they are screwing with my vision. Speaking of vision, I had to fight to keep it in focus whilst driving home, but I seem to be okay now. Uh, what else can I tell you? Oh, work is the same. Complete and utter insanity. Fun yet excrutiating. Irritating yet amusing. Friend from out of town visiting, though I haven't seen all that much of her. Other friend hopefully getting out of the hospital soon after barely surviving a nasty case of bacterial pnuemonia. Um, looking forward to a fairly low-key holiday, spending time with those I feel close to. Looking forward to the new semester, sort of. Sort of not. Either way, it's coming so there you go. Looking forward to dropping the boy off at daycare in the morning and forcing his poop-headed provider to wear my coffee. Never mind that he told me today that she is the best teacher ever. This is irrelevant, she's a booger and a turkey, trust me. Ok, I've updated on all the things I feel like discussing, so I'm leaving. I may come back soon, I may not. You never know.